This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
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What the shit
people really need to stop self diagnosing themselves as these things because they probably dont have them. go to a doctor first
self diagnosed PTSD
what in the shit
Didaskaleinophobia: the fear of going to school. What 13 year old doesn’t have that?
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
|—||favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)|
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
things that are awesome
- women wanting to be stay at home moms or housewives
- women wanting to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else
things that are not awesome
- women feeling like they have to be stay at home moms or housewives
- women feeling like they have to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else
Hey, there’s that post that needed to happen